New Year's Resolutions
|Date:||14 December 2020|
It’s that time of year again. Where “new year, new me” is everyone's favourite phrase. Because we believe in your abilities to commit to something, we have come up with some New Year’s Resolutions ideas to get you started!
I resolve to….
Stop drinking orange juice after my brush my teeth
Watch more cute and cuddly kitten videos on YouTube
Switch my username to “password” and my password to “username” to make each a lot harder for hackers to figure out
Watch less TV . . . in standard definition
Talk with a robot voice all the time
Lose weight by inventing an antigravity machine
Eat more fruit … snacks
Save some money for a rainy day. That way I can shop online instead of going to an actual store
Lowering my bills by digging a hole to put them in
Visit the grocery store more often than restaurants, especially when free samples are being given out
Stop throwing away money that could at least be burned for heat
Love myself as much as Lizzo loves herself
Communicate exclusively in memes - this will go very well when it comes to completing assignments
Happy new year!